Discovery Channel came out with a series called “It Takes a Thief” in which two reformed robbers broke into a willing participant’s house on camera so that the homeowners could see all of the security flaws and weaknesses in their homes.
Watching this show made me realize that we have no strategy to hide our important documents, jewelry, or cash in our house. Of course…this is mainly due to the fact that we don’t really have valuable jewelry, lots of important documents, or cash just lying around. But between now and when we build a small fortune large enough that we feel the need to keep cash everywhere, I do have a college diploma, some important-looking papers, and a USB flash drive with all of my future articles that could use a good hiding place.
You can purchase home security money safes (diversion safes), but I thought it would be more frugal and fun to think of ones to make on your own. And once you start brainstorming hiding places, you’ll probably start looking at everything in your home as a potential diversion safe. Suddenly a toaster becomes a super stealth cash pan, a broken computer monitor from the 1990s becomes the most valuable asset in your garage instead of an eyesore, and even your VHS tapes start to shine again. It’s quite fun.
Here are a few of my ideas as well as some I have found around the web. Enjoy, and please share your own homemade diversion safes in the comments below!
- Stick Deodorant: You can remove the top part of most deodorants in order to store something in the hollowed-out canister. I used a small screw driver to pry open the top after Paul finished using the deodorant part. You may wish to use a new stick in order to further confuse the burglar in case they happen to look in your toiletries closet (not likely).
- Book Safe: Instead of getting rid of/donating that book you really didn’t enjoy, make it into a diversion safe. This article is a great how-to (with photos). Think about all of the possibilities!
- Soup Can Safe: You can make this out of any canned food after eating the contents (and cleaning the can out unless you want your valuables to smell like beef stew).
- Tennis Ball: Slit open one of these and put some valuables inside. The slit is unnoticeable unless someone squeezes the ball.
- Ballpoint Pen: Unscrew your pen, take the ink cartridge out, and roll up a small amount of cash very tightly in order to fit it inside.
- Hollowed-Out Log: This is mainly for people who have fireplaces and/or fire pits (if you don’t, it would look suspicious). Pick a log according to the size that you need, and hollow out the center part. Keep the log in a basket by your fireplace, in a broken fireplace, or somewhere where no one will try to burn it.
- Child’s Toy: If you have children, choose a stuffed animal that your child will not mind if you use. Slit a hole in the back of the stuffed animal, and use this space to store any valuables. Store this stuffed animal up on a shelf where your child cannot reach. Since there are not generally electronics, money, or valuables in a child’s room, it is a great place to hide something (as long as your own child will not find it).
- Behind an Unused Light Switch: This would be a good area to stash some jewelry. If you do not have any broken light switches, you can also install a dummy light switch for relatively little money.
- In an Old Shoe: If you have an old pair of shoes you don’t want anymore, remove the insole and stash something in the bottom. Lay the insole back on top. You can also hollow out the heel from the inside for a larger space.
- Inside a VCR: Okay…we still have one of these. You could put a stash in a small cigar-like box and put it into the VCR like a tape (or in an old VHS tape—see below).
- A VHS Tape: Here’s a great how-to video on how to hack a VHS tape and make a small compartment for your valuables.
- Your Attic: A burglar only has so long to get in and out of your home. Think about stashing your valuables at the outer ends of your attic, especially if your attic is not easily accessible.
Please remember to make a mental note of your hiding places as you do not want to forget them and donate or throw out something much more valuable than an old suitcase. Also, please make sure your family members are made aware of these hiding places so that they do not accidentally throw them away, burn them up, or sell them on Craigslist.
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